Again, living in the present…for this morning at least. Did anybody catch the story about the Texas couple who found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos? No, if you haven’t heard about it, I’m not kidding. This is really a WTF moment. Something as absurd as this could only happen here, really. Think about this happening, say, in Jakarta. You’d never see it. I’m not quite sure what that says about us, and I’m really not quite sure if I want to know what this says about us.

Needless to say, the Cheesus Christ Cheeto has found it’s way onto ebay. You knew that was next. I confess that I just don’t get it. I mean, when I find things like this, why can’t I see Jesus and cash in? Oh, wait, I’m a Buddhist. That could be it. Or maybe I’m just not that twisted. Yeah.

This also confirms that Texas should just be allowed to go on and secede. Let’s face it. This is also the state that gave us George W. Bush. Let it go. Democrats will probably be outlawed, so we’ll take them. No problem. Then Texas can rejoin Mexico and get back to its roots. It’ll be good for them. And us.

I went to Texas on business once, and it was quite an experience. I mean, these people were, well, unique. That’s all I can say. Very impressed with themselves. You know, The Lone Star State. The bar at the hotel lobby was a fascinating vantage point for people watching and I spent hours there. I felt like I had been there for hours the next morning. I couldn’t even remember what I drank, but I drank a lot of it. I only went to Texas to help set up the show, so I did that the next morning and immediately got on a flight and came home.

I have a feeling there are a lot of Cheesus Jesus finders in that state. Beware.